Player models you shouldn't suggest

[Cpt.Haxray 774 / 13,605]

Greetings, random forum members who never check this section of the breach forums anyway, and welcome. I've noticed plently of people suggesting and asking for player models in both polite and non-polite ways. However, i've seen much confusion, as people keep asking for player models that will undoubtedly never be added. As such the following list serves to provide a useful source of info for people suggesting models, as to the kind of player models that will never be added to the server.(Unless XY gets drugged and replaced by a clone, which im not ruling out as a possibility with how much freaks we got on our admin staff).

 

Xy will most likely NOT add the following:

 

-Minecraft player models. The server is 'NOT YOUR MINESHAFT' as the meme goes. 

-'CHINESE GOOSE' player model. This model is racist and offends several ducks on the admin staff team.

-Super Low poly Spongebob Models. Those things look more like SCPs than d-class or researchers or mtf. I know i would shoot them on sight.

-Car player model. Sorry but we got a speed limit.

-Banana Player model. No, you are NOT a banana, and far as I know there is no sentient 2 legged banana SCP that runs around killing people. (if there is please tell me because that needs to be added now)

-Mario Player models. We dont need mario to become the next oddjob.

-Pony Player models. No one wants to see anthromorphic Ponies, or super small 4 legged ponies. Not even if they're a mix of a pony and an amnesia monster. 

-No Garfield. We dont got any Lasagna.

-No shy girl player model. NO, BAD. SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING A MARIO CHARACTER INTO A WAIFU. SHAME ON YOU.

-No Gardevoir models for the same reason.

-Most likely no pokemon models in general. Not even if the reason is so mtf can 'CATCH THEM ALL IN THE ESCORT ZONE'. Do you really want to see hordes of eevee running around armed to the teeth(Most likely literally) gunning down scps and d-class?

-Please stop suggesting models of Pantless and shirtless asian men. This is not the place for what ever kind of fetish you got related to that.

-No Sonic or Tails. Please. Go play Sonic Forces instead.

-No Zero Punctuation models. Even if the people requesting these models match the title perfectly.

-No Dalek models. Get out of here. Get into whatever stupid goddamned british phone booth you came in on, shove those things right up your rear, and go bother someone else.

-No lizardmen, Bird men, shark girls, shark boys, or anything that is an anthro reptile of any sort or related to sharks. We do NOT need a horny teri running around. That would be the end of the goddamned universe as we know it.

-No, slimer is not a valid player model suggestion. Neither is calling a penis player model Slimer and then suggesting it.

-No chicken player models. Even if most of you are chickens, theres no reason to embrace it so openly.

-No player models from the following users: Leteos, Keaton, Lime_Soda, SuperHooks12, Jonnyboy0719, Togaryuman, Ugandan lingry, mewtwo, Mark Zucchinibread, Kuro. We do not need Obese greninjas, Pregnant Lucarios, Ugandan Knuckles, Latias with boobs, drug addicted rabbits, Hot dogs, sentient phone booths, Cool Cat, pornified digimon, or FNAF ocs, and thats all these guys offer. Among other cancer. Seriously they make the gmod workshop look like deviant art with the safe filter turned off with the search word "Fetish".

-Undertale Player models. Anyone suggesting these are going to have a b... GOD DAMN IT. CURSE YOU FOR MAKING THAT PHASE A MEME. CURSE YOU.

-No. FNAF. Models. I don't care if you sexually identify as a purple human.

-No angry bird player models. No. Bad duc. Bad.

 

I would make this longer but its hard to think of funny lines for player models. :l. 

 

 

 

 

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,689]

I was waiting for you to post something like this in a long time. xd

[Cpt.Haxray 774 / 13,605]

1 minute ago, Kite9867 said:

I was waiting for you to post something like this in a long time. xd

 

Well i was considering making one for call admin, but the jokes would be the same as the admin chat one.

[Cassie 1,226 / 23,060]

I don't remember suggesting angry birds, but I don't see one about left shark.
@Xy_ add left shark as a player model for both

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,689]

1 minute ago, Cpt.Haxray said:

 

Well i was considering making one for call admin, but the jokes would be the same as the admin chat one.

Yea that'll be hell.

[Cpt.Haxray 774 / 13,605]

1 minute ago, Duc2000 said:

I don't remember suggesting angry birds, but I don't see one about left shark.
@Xy_ add left shark as a player model for both

 

NO YOU FOOL, ITS SHARK RELATED.

[TheClassyBandit 463 / 7,670]

Can we add a playermodel that is a regular researcher but he has a squid hat on? 

totaly not a hentai thing

[Nap14hockey 1,244 / 17,875]

I think we should go ahead and add the rapperdan model to that list.  If you guys remember, he had someone model himself, so i suggest that be put on there.

**PS.  +1 for the 007 reference with the mario hat**

Edited January 29, 2018 by Nap14hockey

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,689]

Let's just purge the pointshop again.   @Xy_