intro Introduction & Jokes :)

[zimm 10 / 684]

Hey there, my name is zimm

 

Age: 18

What I like: women

 

Here's a sad joke:

• Why is it when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls he's considered a stud, but when a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys somehow I'm not one of them?

 

And here are a few dad jokes cuz I feel inclined to do so:

 

• The shovel was a groundbreaking invention
• Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
• 3 unwritten rules of life:

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Edited February 14, 2019 by zimm

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,689]

Love your jokes mate! Welcome, you'll fit right into the community!

[JerryBomb 452 / 9,328]

3 hours ago, zimm said:

Age: 18

What I like: women

 

 

you'll fit right in, welcome

[RivalRevival 986 / 13,694]

You're perfect, welcome to gfl

[Trigger 155 / 4,994]

12 hours ago, zimm said:

What I like: women

You. I like you.

[JGuary55 707 / 14,712]

17 hours ago, zimm said:

What I like: women

Gay 😏 

[TheJitFace 699 / 18,162]

hello 

[zimm 10 / 684]

8 hours ago, TheJitFace said:

hello 

suh dude