snackdemarco 18 / 2,572 Report Post Posted October 21, 2016 Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate? Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating, but I consider her mine. Not as property, perhaps, but as equals. I, am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online. I do also own five sets of plate mail, two sets of chain mail, and fifteen claymore swords. Also, two battle axes, mostly for LARPing, but I also have some real shit. I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage. I will have my brother Steven who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment. I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after's he's done with his next round of Call of Duty and I will take you out! I will take you the fuck out! I will make sure that you never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again. If you say one more fucking word on the internet I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time I hacked my mom's boyfriend's Facebook page and said "lol i am a faggot". And now people think he's gay! And his mother has disowned him I think! My mom and him are still dating but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on, that means I'm a hacker now! I have so many powers you can't imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did an IQ test on Facebook and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you. More cleverer than you. More smarterest than you can ever imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong and very, very handsome. Yoouuuu can't stop me! Yoouuuu can't take back what you've done! All you can do is apologize and beg, beg for your life. This, and only this, will please me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bae 2,489 / 41,407 Report Post Posted October 21, 2016 Omg. I have to highlight what this said. I only read the first line and I immediately think of roleplay or something. credits to @Clavers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Baby 199 / 5,794 Report Post Posted October 26, 2016 I literally cringed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addy 1,647 / 18,618 Report Post Posted October 26, 2016 @Sheriff_Hatty was good knowin you M E M E S Spoiler D I S C O R D D E N R O S D O N T F O R G E T W I L F O R D D O N T F O R G E T J E R M Spoiler Former Garry's Mod Jailbreak Manager Former CS:S Bhop Manager Former CS:S Dust 2 Manager #MakeGMODGreatAgain #BringBackGMODJailbreak #BringBackJermsquad #Hacking4CA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeve 226 / 3,975 Report Post Posted October 26, 2016 I really like Mac Demarco and bc u like him and made this, I wanna kms... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
snackdemarco 18 / 2,572 Report Post Posted November 1, 2016 On 10/26/2016 at 3:01 PM, Reeve said: I really like Mac Demarco and bc u like him and made this, I wanna kms... Lol it's a copypasta off BrendainelReads' channel.. Also, cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1galord 499 / 8,437 Report Post Posted November 1, 2016 What a lovely shitpost Cringe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
