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Use your rusty hatchet to dig a hole on some farmer's land at night. Bury the body (good nutrients for future crops), then fill the hole back up with the rusty hatchet.

 

Begin making plans to move at least 500km from where this act was committed. Don't be surprised if the police show up to your front door. If you suspect your cover is blown, use your rusty hatchet to disable their patrol vehicle's tires. Proceed to hastily retreat.

 

At this point, accept that you will live the life of an outlaw. If you had to leave in a hurry without money, robbing roadside convenience store with your rusty hatchet is a valid option. Adopt a new identity and line of work, and acquire a significant other for the purpose of associating with their family. If this is not possible, keep moving between various easy jobs until the heat wears off.

 

If you manage to reach old age after this, congratulations! You can now begin considering retirement. One thing you may consider is to write a post-humously published book about the whole ordeal, since the system can't bring a dead man to justice.

 

If the police ever catch you during any of these steps, rusty hatchet.


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19 hours ago, Shuruia said:

Use your rusty hatchet to dig a hole on some farmer's land at night. Bury the body (good nutrients for future crops), then fill the hole back up with the rusty hatchet.

 

Begin making plans to move at least 500km from where this act was committed. Don't be surprised if the police show up to your front door. If you suspect your cover is blown, use your rusty hatchet to disable their patrol vehicle's tires. Proceed to hastily retreat.

 

At this point, accept that you will live the life of an outlaw. If you had to leave in a hurry without money, robbing roadside convenience store with your rusty hatchet is a valid option. Adopt a new identity and line of work, and acquire a significant other for the purpose of associating with their family. If this is not possible, keep moving between various easy jobs until the heat wears off.

 

If you manage to reach old age after this, congratulations! You can now begin considering retirement. One thing you may consider is to write a post-humously published book about the whole ordeal, since the system can't bring a dead man to justice.

 

If the police ever catch you during any of these steps, rusty hatchet.

okay thank you for the help here it would be a tragedy if I didnt know how to hide Obama's remains


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