FSG 88 / 3,216 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 Teach me the birds and the bees in the worst possible way Can't wait for this to get closed SEND MEMES SEND NUDES SEND FOOD I'm lowkey a weeb... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter 1,707 / 25,782 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 Edited February 28, 2018 by Winter Edited February 28, 2018 by Winter Aspiring OWL Player Official Fat Cunt of GFL Former GFL Council Member Former Deathrun Server Manager Former Murder Server Manager (2x) Former Forum/Discord/TS Moderator Former Member Acceptor Former Prop Hunt Admin Former Breach Admin Former Ragdoll Combat Admin Former Hide and Seek Admin ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
annoying furry 6,300 / 63,975 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 (signature made by @Kaylode) Previously known as Xy. Twitter ❤️Ko-Fi ❤️Github Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chormee 2,973 / 29,227 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 Edited February 28, 2018 by charmy I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me. no wait Edited February 28, 2018 by charmy My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $943 ($530 with sales) Games owned: 174 Games played: 112 (64%) Hours on record: 5,797.5h Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubnair 1,158 / 17,225 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 You put your butt in her vagina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Aireesan 115 / 3,568 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 Hit it than quit it Ejaculate and evacuate Rock her box and change the locks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasted_Chromosomes 249 / 4,935 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 Edited February 28, 2018 by Toasted_Chromosomes Edited February 28, 2018 by Toasted_Chromosomes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nap14hockey 1,244 / 17,875 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 Edited February 28, 2018 by Nap14hockey 2 hours ago, Aireesan said: Hit it than quit it Ejaculate and evacuate Rock her box and change the locks I mean, the original Kum and Go Then Blow your load and hit the road Jizz and Whizz Edited February 28, 2018 by Nap14hockey (Made by @Rose, thx :D) [Former]- Breach Admin, OLD Purge SR. Admin, HnS admin, GMOD Murder admin, GMOD JB Admin, TTT Admin, Forum Moderator, Discord Moderator, Public Relations Team Member, Media Team Member I'm out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aireesan 115 / 3,568 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 Edited February 28, 2018 by Aireesan 1 hour ago, Nap14hockey said: I mean, the original Kum and Go Then Blow your load and hit the road Jizz and Whizz SHOOT THE JIZZ AND OUT YOU IS BUST THE NUT AND OFF YOU STRUT BLOW YOUR LOAD AND OFF YOU GO SMASH THAT GASH AND THEN YOU DASH Edited February 28, 2018 by Aireesan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-_Fx_- 666 / 11,186 Report Post Posted February 28, 2018 White creamy stuff spews from yo ballsac out yo dick hole into a girls veggie hole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassie 1,226 / 23,065 Report Post Posted March 3, 2018 “I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.” ― John Green, Turtles All the Way Down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements