Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 4, 2018 Output: Rough: A rooster's teeth. Course: A copy of the original Halo. 1:1: A rooster. Fine: A copy of each Halo game. Very fine: An energy sword. How about we keep it to one setting from now on? -Dr. J Input: Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian. Very fine. Very fine indeed. -Dr. L. Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 5, 2018 Output: An entity that changes its appearance to what the subject defines as "The most beautiful person on the planet." It also seems to assimilate the interests and personality of the subject. Now classified as SCP-REDACTED. "Now if you don't mind, I have a date."- Dr. L Input: 5 copies of Skyrim: legendary edition. all settings. "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 5, 2018 bump "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 6, 2018 I told you to keep it to one setting, any request with multiple settings shall be denied. -Dr. J Input: Dr. T, a virgin. Very fine. If you can't beat them, join them. -Dr. P Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 7, 2018 Edited June 7, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella Output: Dr. T now appears to be human again. But when the MTF Guards went to grab, he mutated a claw-like arm and impaled all in one go. After containing Dr. T, he had several different changes: Dr. T now has the ability to shapeshift into whatever form he wants, Dr. T now has the ability to change his voice, Dr. T now has a "Touch of death", but he can control it to not make his touch lethal, Dr. T is now highly resistant to damage and can no longer feel pain, and Dr. T now has far more intelligent before he went into SCP-914. Dr. T is now contained at SIte-REDACTED. "Great. now we have another Mary Sue on our hands."- Dr. J "look whos talking."- Dr. P Input: The entire Homestuck webcomic. Fine and Very Fine. Edited June 7, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 7, 2018 Thought you could get away with only two? Not on my watch. Dr. J Input: A burglar, a pickaxe. Very fine. Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
miike475 44 / 2,015 Report Post Posted June 8, 2018 Output: “Steve” from the popular game Minecraft. The entity quickly began stealing as many valuable things as it could in the testing area. Subject was terminated by gunshot shortly after. Input: A disc copy of Fallout 4 for the Xbox One. Mode: 1:1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 8, 2018 Output: A fatman from the game Fallout 4, has the capacity to shoot grenades like they are nukes. I'm keeping this one. -Dr. P Input: A miner, a minor. Coarse. Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 8, 2018 Output: Both corpses of the minor and the miner. Both horribly mutilated. Input: The entire Homestuck webcomic. Very Fine. "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 11, 2018 bump "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 15, 2018 Big Bump "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 Come on, post something, ANYTHING! "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
miike475 44 / 2,015 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 stop trying to ressurect the thread; please; it hurts me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 The problem here is nobody knows what the Homestuck webcomic is, and are too lazy to search it up. So let's start fresh. Input: A fine Mexican, a burrito. 1:1 Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Astral Rogue 188 / 3,914 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 Output: A fine white man, a hamburger. Input: An American flag, fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 Output: the flag now plays "Star spangled banner" on loop. If drapped over a subject and then removed, they will become fluent in English (if they haven't learned English yet) and become extremely patriotic. Input: Dame Tu Cosita music video, Fortnite. Very Fine. I recommend giving Homestuck a read, it's pretty good. "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Rogue 188 / 3,914 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 Output: A projector that, when activated, randomly selected people and forced them to act out the movements, all the while projecting the video. Object was destroyed by Dr. V out of anger. Note: Dr. V has been assigned mandatory anger management lessons for the next two weeks after this incident. Input: A bottle of maple syrup and a plate of five pancakes, 1:1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 Output: IHOP(oh wait...) Input: PUBG, Fortnite, and a fuckton of cancer. Very fine. Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Astral Rogue 188 / 3,914 Report Post Posted June 23, 2018 Output: A white, levitating, pulsating ball that spouts random PUBG and Fortnite content constantly at 60 decibels. Anyone that hears it suddenly acts like the typical (and cancerous) PUBG/Fortnite player. Upon release, object began to hover towards the (open) door and managed to “infect” about 25 people before it was stopped by a stream of bullets from MTF Lieutenant [REDACTED]. It’s a good thing I was listening to music when that happened. Also, please keep the door closed next time to avoid further contamination with things like this. -MTF Lieutenant [REDACTED]. Input: A pizza topped with pepperoni and various vegetables, fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
