Putting Stuff in 914: GFL Edition

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: A pizza salad.

Thank God pineapple wasn't on there. -Dr. H

 

Input: Pineapple, pizza, memes. Coarse.

[Astral Rogue 188 / 3,914]

Output: A sliced pineapple, a pile of dough, a pile of mozzarella cheese, and a moderate amount of tomato sauce, and some meme templates with a pile of words next to it.

Note: We still can’t figure out which word goes where.

-Dr. O.

 

Input: A cassette tape containing the show “Blue’s Clues.” 1:1.

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: Blues Room.

 

"This was my childhood right here."- Dr. J

Input: 2 clones of Markipllier, Jacksepticeye. and Pewdiepie. Fine and Very fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

I miss doing this... so let's revive it!

Output: T Series

 

Input: Stan Lee's corpse, the infinity gauntlet. 1:1

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A gauntlet that has the face of Stan Lee on the center. Doesn't do anything remarkable in the slightest.

 

Input: 2 game cases with "SBURB" written on the front. Fine, Very FIne.

Alternative Input for those who haven't read Homestuck: 1 copy of UNDERTALE, 1 copy of deltarune. Fine.

 

Edited November 14, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella
Cause some people didn't get the raferance.

[GrumpyR3aper 49 / 3,001]

Output: 1 copy of SBURB that start you off with unlimited Grist and all item combinations unlocked, 1 copy of SBURB with a ladder straight to the seventh gate.

Input: 50lbs of Chocolate. Very Fine.

 

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: A chocolate bar from the bran [REDACTED]. Taste tests are undergoing.

 

Input: an umbrella, a bag of pretzels. Fine

I literally just looked around my office and noted off the first two things I saw. -Dr. G

[Winter 1,707 / 25,782]

Output: An umbrella, noted to have a handle made entirely of pretzel sticks.

I don't know who's fucking idea this was but it's quite practical and delicious, I can tell you that. ~Dr. W

 

Input: Five (5.0) grams of Uranium-238, one (1) computer containing only the GFL TTT server in its memory, one (1) saguaro cactus

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Didn't put in a setting so I'm gonna assume Fine.

Output: A computer completely made out of cactus. When booted greeted with the TTT server with cactus' replacing the player models. Radiation tests reveal that the computer is leaking moderate amounts of radiation.

 

Input: A spade suit symbol, a black carapace-like material. one Human with the legal name of Jack Noir. Fine

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

I'm not cultured enough to be doing this

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

2 minutes ago, mario_the_man said:

I'm not cultured enough to be doing this

Trust me, its only get worse from here.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Fuck it I'm reviving this again

 

For those who forgot or newcomers: posts should have an output and input, meaning whatever the person before you "inputted" you will come with an output. Inputs should be made up of what you wish to input into the device as well as a setting(very fine, fine, 1:1, rough, course). Objects can be SCP related or not, it's really up to you. There is also a tradition of adding additional comments by various doctors for additional flare. You can check previous posts for examples.

 

Input: dado juice energy drink, 1 of each variety, fine.

[Dr_Steel 31 / 1,885]

22 hours ago, mario_the_man said:

Input: dado juice energy drink, 1 of each variety, fine.

Output:  3 paper drinking cups, seemingly taken from SCP-294 as despite the contents inside, seem to have no signs of damage or corrosion inside or outside the cup. The contents of the drinks come as follows:

 

Fire: A cup with its contents on fire. Despite multiple attempts to extinguish the fire with multiple methods and materials, the cup stayed on fire for 1 month. After testing, the liquid content inside was proven to be gasoline and after reigniting, the flame remained for another month

 

Radioactive: A cup filled with a sort of unknown toxic radioactive liquid. Any living being within a 15 meter radius of its contents will succumb to acute radioactive poisoning

 

Sphere in motion: A cup of water but the water continuously rises upwards in a fashion similar to a geyser. The water doesn't seem to come back down but instead, evaporates when it reaches a certain altitude

 

Imput: One (1) CD copy of Johnny Cash's studio album "American IV: The Man Comes Around". 1:1