ShredderTheMan 1 / 2,166 Report Post Posted June 5, 2016 Do you want to people with jokes instead of gunning them down with an M4? Well, jump off of TTT, and listen to these! 1) If you get out of the shower clean, how does you towel get dirty? 2) Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? 3) If Americans eat French Fires, do French people eat American Fries? 4) If a bunch of kittens pile on each other, is it still called a dog pile? 5) How do you find Will Smith? You look for Fresh Prints. Think you know the answer to questions 1-4? Think your a smart-a**? Post your answer below~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N3er0O 9 / 2,245 Report Post Posted June 5, 2016 1) I mostly throw my towel on the floor, so there's that :D 2) The bus driver has a button somewhere near the door that he can access from outside. Or he has a remote key. 3) They eat Pommes Frites 4) uhm, cat... pile...? 5) THIS ONE was really funny ahaha How about this one: What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell Phones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScootypTooty 371 / 8,393 Report Post Posted June 5, 2016 1 hour ago, N3er0O said: How about this one: What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell Phones. gj But if they used a cell phone... couldnt they call people outside of the prison...? or is it a cellphone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N3er0O 9 / 2,245 Report Post Posted June 5, 2016 2 hours ago, DankMoose said: gj But if they used a cell phone... couldnt they call people outside of the prison...? or is it a cellphone? mind = blown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrduck85 0 / 2,126 Report Post Posted June 6, 2016 for number 3, The french eat poutine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClassyBandit 463 / 7,670 Report Post Posted June 8, 2016 1) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. 2) The person closest in front of you is also the person farthest behind you. Ex TTT 24/7 Minecraft Admin. Is Pretty Classy Too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolest Cat 1,266 / 14,449 Report Post Posted June 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, TheClassyBandit said: 1) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. 2) The person closest in front of you is also the person farthest behind you. 2) False. Clearly the earth is flat. The farthest person behind you can't possibly be the person in front of you. #Triggered "Be good people" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Blu_ 13 / 2,752 Report Post Posted June 8, 2016 wait let me tell the joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyros 1,803 / 30,804 Report Post Posted June 9, 2016 Best joke are still my grades But for real, Brazilian politics is the best joke @Ash-'s opinion on gmod: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingHockeyDogIII 0 / 2,240 Report Post Posted June 9, 2016 Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? A: She sticks it in the microwave! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/dumbblondejokes.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben 2,390 / 32,172 Report Post Posted June 9, 2016 A Roman walk into the bar, stick 2 fingers, and say 5 beers please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...