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Do you want to people with jokes instead of gunning them down with an M4? Well, jump off of TTT, and listen to these!

1) If you get out of the shower clean, how does you towel get dirty?

2) Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus?

3) If Americans eat French Fires, do French people eat American Fries?

4) If a bunch of kittens pile on each other, is it still called a dog pile?

5) How do you find Will Smith? You look for Fresh Prints.

 

Think you know the answer to questions 1-4? Think your a smart-a**? Post your answer below~

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1) I mostly throw my towel on the floor, so there's that :D

2) The bus driver has a button somewhere near the door that he can access from outside. Or he has a remote key.

3) They eat Pommes Frites :P

4) uhm, cat... pile...?

5) THIS ONE was really funny ahaha

 

How about this one:
What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell Phones.

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1 hour ago, N3er0O said:

 

How about this one:
What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell Phones.

gj

 

But if they used a cell phone... couldnt they call people outside of the prison...?

 

or is it a cellphone?

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2 hours ago, DankMoose said:

gj

 

But if they used a cell phone... couldnt they call people outside of the prison...?

 

or is it a cellphone?

mind = blown

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1) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

2) The person closest in front of you is also the person farthest behind you.


Ex TTT 24/7 Minecraft Admin.

Is Pretty Classy Too.

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6 minutes ago, TheClassyBandit said:

1) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

2) The person closest in front of you is also the person farthest behind you.

 

2) False. Clearly the earth is flat. The farthest person behind you can't possibly be the person in front of you.

 

#Triggered


"Be good people"

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Best joke are still my grades

But for real, Brazilian politics is the best joke 


 

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@Ash-'s opinion on gmod: 

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A Roman walk into the bar, stick 2 fingers, and say 5 beers please 


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