howto how does one tall

[Astro 451 / 10,622]

How does one tall, you might ask?

 

Well, Tall takes effort, time, and everything that I basically don't have.

here is a step by step guide on how to tall

 

STEP 1:

You need to eat food

food is a key part of your digestive system, without food, you won't eat (I know, that's crazy, but it is MAJORLY true)

also, you need to stay hydrated, without water, your plants will not grow, and will not grow to be big plants like their parents

 

STEP 2:

breath air

without air you cannot breath

without breathing you will end up like this man

don't end up like him

 

STEP 3:

Eat your vegetables, and no, not these ones

or these

but, like theses

quality artwork by me

 

STEP 4:

rest

dont sleep

ever

stay awake

forever

and ever

and ever

(and ever)

 

STEP 5:

get tall

 

THANKS FOR READING THIS TERRIBLE TUTORIAL 

 

 

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,689]

Oh boi! I'll be tall in know time! I don't ever sleep so that should fucking help me! Not really, my lack of sleeping is causing me to see some weird shit.

[Jcfraven 70 / 2,737]

Actually, you should sleep a lot in order to get taller.

 

Unless you meant that part to be wrong.

 

If so, fair play.

 

Also, @Astro, when is the next tutorial coming out? I am expecting "How does one short," within 24 hours.

[FSG 88 / 3,216]

2 hours ago, Jcfraven said:

Actually, you should sleep a lot in order to get taller.

 

Unless you meant that part to be wrong.

 

If so, fair play.

 

Also, @Astro, when is the next tutorial coming out? I am expecting "How does one short," within 24 hours.

@Jcfraven Yes it was meant to be wrong!!! That's what makes it funny XD. Least I know how to tall now. I don't want to be 6 ft anymore. 9 ft is my goal by the end of the year. Wish my luck! 

[Jat 476 / 11,373]

Thanks astro, I'm 5'0 and im about to be a sophmore. I might grow now.

[car 96 / 3,964]

Instructions not clear, got shorter.