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Listen up punks! Today you're going to learn from the powerful and master at breach (not really), Fastspeedgamer or as some as you guys know me Papi FSG (also not really),

This is a step-by-step tutorial on how to get any Video Game for free. ANY GAME FOR FREE

NO MORE BUYING GAMES WITH HARD EARNED MONEY!!!

Why spend your precious money (that you could be using to buy me stuff or even better Pornhub membership ;)) on something you can get for free?

If you think about it, that also applies to food. Just cut someone and eat them :lenny:

Okay now for the actual tutorial.

STEP 1: Comment on this post!!!

THIS IS ALSO A MUST!!! MANDATORY!!!!

preferably your steam or bank information

Not really 

STEP 2: Go to your mom or dad (parent of choice)(or whoever takes care of you :/) ask for  $$$$$$ to buy some video games.

In most cases, they'd say no, BUT in the case that your parents are BOMB AF, then take the opportunity and take that FUCKING FREE MONEY!!!!

Now as I said, most parents are going to say no, so what you want to do is either...

A: Get on your knees and BEG for the money in either sexual ways (daddy) or by crying if you're a good person.

B: Just accept the fact that your parents don't have to take care of you, as you're a hard working citizen who is capable of working and having a steady income.

BUT FUCK IT!!! WE WANT FREE MONEY!!!

So in the end what you want to do is steal the money from your parents while they're sleeping

Or for style points... do it right in front of their faces, cuz you're a total badass :) 

After obtaining the money, buy any game you god damn want!!! It's not your money, so why should you care :) Don't forget about Papi FSG when you're banking on some mad Video Games.

Buy me something please I'm poor :( 

 

That was how to get free video games in a simple step-by-step tutorial!!

Have Fun :)

(I spent about 30 min on this :/)


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7 hours ago, Severely_Artistic said:

This is why Trump believes that vaccines cause autism.

I'm not saying he's wrong :lenny:

 

3 hours ago, DoctorDJ said:

I dont even know what to  but you are a legend @fastspeedgamer this trick works 110% of the time i tried it myself give this man the world peace gaming badge.

You could always buy me something ;) Especially from steam sale ;) 


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1 hour ago, fastspeedgamer said:

You could always buy me something ;) Especially from steam sale ;) 

 

Or you could not be lazy and get a summer job and learn the value of actual hard work.


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8 hours ago, fastspeedgamer said:

(I spent about 30 min on this :/)

30 minutes wasted... Get a job you lazy American. 

 

If you are too young for a job then grab a bucket and sponge and go wash some of your neighbours cars. $5 a go and you'll be in the money after a full days work.


 

 

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1 hour ago, PB-n-J said:

 

Or you could not be lazy and get a summer job and learn the value of actual hard work.

Or you can not take everything so seriously ;) <3 

 

1 hour ago, Darkling said:

30 minutes wasted... Get a job you lazy American. 

 

If you are too young for a job then grab a bucket and sponge and go wash some of your neighbours cars. $5 a go and you'll be in the money after a full days work.

Or you can also not take this seriously, this was like at 3 or 4 am. How the fuck am I suppose to work at 3 or 4 am?? Think before you think buddy ;) <3


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Posted  Edited by Snoopy

Let's not take this seriously guys he's joking lol

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So everyone is listing their former stuff so I'll just be cool and list mine :3

 

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1 hour ago, fastspeedgamer said:

Think before you think buddy ;) <3

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For real, can we stop giving this shitpost so much attention? It's literally clickbait and it's already getting the higher ups on it...


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2 hours ago, fastspeedgamer said:

Or you can not take everything so seriously ;) <3 

 

Or you can also not take this seriously, this was like at 3 or 4 am. How the fuck am I suppose to work at 3 or 4 am?? Think before you think buddy ;) <3

Who's taking this seriously. Do i need a lenny for it to look like a joke :lenny:

 

Also there are night jobs which can be done at 3/4am just saying :ninja:


 

 

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1 hour ago, Darkling said:

Who's taking this seriously. Do i need a lenny for it to look like a joke :lenny:

 

Also there are night jobs which can be done at 3/4am just saying :ninja:

For a 15 yr old my dude?


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