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So after a recent move, I soon realized that I own quiet a few odd items. My question is, what weird items do you own? Keep it family friendly.

 

To kick this off, I own a Guy Fawkes Mask.                                     20160605_185200.jpg


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Tarot cards (both Minor Arcana and Major Arcana):

 

 


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My favourite card of the Minor Arcana has always been the Seven of Swords. He's just so happy with his seven swords. Good for him.

 

 


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I also own an old threadbare katana. My mother used to manage a pub; the manager prior to her did not want it and so it came into my possession.

 

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You can just barely see a pair of Mary Janes in the corner of that second image. Just one of my many articles of feminine clothing, but that's another story for another time.


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I won't take a photo—I'll tell it through words.

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I have a signed copy of Milo Komínek I Pod Oblohou Je Peklo 

 

Have no idea who he is or how I got this

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World record? 

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Posted  Edited by Mary

So, one day, I needed to order something off of Ebay. Possibly a septum ring and something else, but I cannot remember. 

Anyway, I wasn't able to use my paypal for some reason. So, I sent Mr @floopyhiggle the money and I gave him my ebay account information so he could order it for me. 

He did order the things I needed. 

But he was also questioning whether or not I liked bananas or corn better. And I was like uhm, wtf why are you asking me this. I told him bananas. 

He then tells me he is sending me a banana shaped dildo.

WHAT. I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS. 

I was pretty sure he was joking cause like, why would you use your own money to purchase me a banana shaped dildo. Unless you are really desperate for a joke. 

 

LO AND BEHOLD I GOT AN EXTRA PACKAGE IN THE FUCKING MAIL.

 

 


 

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I IMMEDIATELY TOOK THIS CONTRAPTION AnD PLACED IT IN AN OLD PURSE I HAD, THEN PROCEEDED TO PUT IT DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEEEEP IN MY CLOSET.  I did take this picture though to show friends what this lovely man Mr @floopyhiggle sent me. 

I have never played with this thing. And I have never seen it or touched it, again.

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your amazon is going to be under the same curse as mine now. FOREVER. I HOPE YOU LIKE DILDOS, CAUSE THEY ARE NEVER GOING AWAY

 

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HAHAHA, I remembered that time when @Mary and @floopyhiggle first told me about that. Oh god, that was amazing memories.

 

 

The only thing that's weird that I have that is not included for my dildo or vibrator, is a .... I don't think I have anything weird... maybe to other people it may be weird but hm.... Uh..

  • I collect makeup and nailpolishes that I'd never really use very often; so I waste money
  • I have a perfume candle instead of using actual perfume scent spray
  • I have a stack of tape in my closet including a pair of different sizes of scissors
  • I have a collection of DVD that was back in the 2000s or 1990s.
  • I always keep an extra pack of earplugs sleep night, because I'm a light sleeper, any sounds... I will rage and can't sleep.

I think that's all, I used to keep other things, like test scores and homework I had previously done in the past.


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I own a pair of Clogs from Holland. As well with a bullet (spent casing, replica bullet in it) for a Browning 50 Caliber   Machine Gun.


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Other then the copious amounts of sex toys ummm the weirdest thing In my life would be....my fiance 

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OH WAIT. @Spazzin that's if he replies. He has a horse mask. I think it was him... unless it was someone else... but still I'm pretty sure it was spazzin, during the skype group call with lone, eli, maskie, baddest, etc.


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15 minutes ago, Bae said:

OH WAIT. @Spazzin that's if he replies. He has a horse mask. I think it was him... unless it was someone else... but still I'm pretty sure it was spazzin, during the skype group call with lone, eli, maskie, baddest, etc.

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