Weird Items You Own

[TheClassyBandit 463 / 7,670]

So after a recent move, I soon realized that I own quiet a few odd items. My question is, what weird items do you own? Keep it family friendly.

 

To kick this off, I own a Guy Fawkes Mask.                                     

[Shuruia 3,145 / 28,033]

Tarot cards (both Minor Arcana and Major Arcana):

 

 

 

 

 

My favourite card of the Minor Arcana has always been the Seven of Swords. He's just so happy with his seven swords. Good for him.

 

 

 

 

 

I also own an old threadbare katana. My mother used to manage a pub; the manager prior to her did not want it and so it came into my possession.

 

 

You can just barely see a pair of Mary Janes in the corner of that second image. Just one of my many articles of feminine clothing, but that's another story for another time.

[JK_Ghosty 252 / 5,966]

I have a signed copy of Milo Komínek I Pod Oblohou Je Peklo 

 

Have no idea who he is or how I got this

[Mary 198 / 5,248]

So, one day, I needed to order something off of Ebay. Possibly a septum ring and something else, but I cannot remember. 

Anyway, I wasn't able to use my paypal for some reason. So, I sent Mr @floopyhiggle the money and I gave him my ebay account information so he could order it for me. 

He did order the things I needed. 

But he was also questioning whether or not I liked bananas or corn better. And I was like uhm, wtf why are you asking me this. I told him bananas. 

He then tells me he is sending me a banana shaped dildo.

WHAT. I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS. 

I was pretty sure he was joking cause like, why would you use your own money to purchase me a banana shaped dildo. Unless you are really desperate for a joke. 

 

LO AND BEHOLD I GOT AN EXTRA PACKAGE IN THE FUCKING MAIL.

 

 

 

 

I IMMEDIATELY TOOK THIS CONTRAPTION AnD PLACED IT IN AN OLD PURSE I HAD, THEN PROCEEDED TO PUT IT DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEEEEP IN MY CLOSET.  I did take this picture though to show friends what this lovely man Mr @floopyhiggle sent me. 

I have never played with this thing. And I have never seen it or touched it, again.

Edited June 15, 2016 by Mary

[Mary 198 / 5,248]

28 minutes ago, Amelie said:

@floopyhiggle buy me this one 

https://www.amazon.com/Wowlife-Dilddo-Crystal-Masturbator-Pleasure/dp/B00LUIYF6G/ref=pd_sim_121_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=31TWwSRmUeL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR113%2C160_&refRID=MQ6G4CNTYBXB8465NZGR

 

 

HOPY SHIT BUY ME THIS BUTTPLUG TOO WTF 

https://www.amazon.com/Sexbaby-Small-Plug-stainless-Sexual-Rabbits/dp/B00YIRIRF6/ref=pd_sim_121_37?ie=UTF8&dpID=318-32fAJhL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=F62HB6VRFQ1HPPRA5BNH

 

IT IS A RABBIT TAIL?!!! I WILL WEAR THIS EVERYWHERE

 

 

omg amelie . that first one is cute though

Edited June 15, 2016 by Mary

[Rcool64 1,007 / 16,299]

Electric fly swatter. No fucking regrets.

[Floopyhiggle 243 / 4,400]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00O58UIZA/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=1944687502&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00MOTE1Y6&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=6ZXSGW2DCJYBE7GDDVN2

 

I own alot of random weird stuff. Maybe ill take a picture of some of the shit in my room

[TheClassyBandit 463 / 7,670]

You linked me to a dildo. God dammit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Floopyhiggle 243 / 4,400]

your amazon is going to be under the same curse as mine now. FOREVER. I HOPE YOU LIKE DILDOS, CAUSE THEY ARE NEVER GOING AWAY

 

[Mary 198 / 5,248]

"moby" the super dildo

[Bae 2,489 / 41,520]

HAHAHA, I remembered that time when @Mary and @floopyhiggle first told me about that. Oh god, that was amazing memories.

 

 

The only thing that's weird that I have that is not included for my dildo or vibrator, is a .... I don't think I have anything weird... maybe to other people it may be weird but hm.... Uh..

• I collect makeup and nailpolishes that I'd never really use very often; so I waste money
• I have a perfume candle instead of using actual perfume scent spray
• I have a stack of tape in my closet including a pair of different sizes of scissors
• I have a collection of DVD that was back in the 2000s or 1990s.
• I always keep an extra pack of earplugs sleep night, because I'm a light sleeper, any sounds... I will rage and can't sleep.

I think that's all, I used to keep other things, like test scores and homework I had previously done in the past.

[TheClassyBandit 463 / 7,670]

I own a pair of Clogs from Holland. As well with a bullet (spent casing, replica bullet in it) for a Browning 50 Caliber   Machine Gun.

[N3er0O 9 / 2,245]

For some reason I have a wig here :D

[Anony Moose 17 / 2,528]

I have quite in interest in penguins (Long story...), and I own a penguin-themed russian nesting doll and 4 penguin dolls, just a few things among my many penguin items in my room.

 

http://imgur.com/l4rvd0r,SbNXGxd

[Roxie_Foxie 740 / 10,227]

Other then the copious amounts of sex toys ummm the weirdest thing In my life would be....my fiance 

[Bae 2,489 / 41,520]

OH WAIT. @Spazzin that's if he replies. He has a horse mask. I think it was him... unless it was someone else... but still I'm pretty sure it was spazzin, during the skype group call with lone, eli, maskie, baddest, etc.

[Spazzin 396 / 0]

15 minutes ago, Bae said:

OH WAIT. @Spazzin that's if he replies. He has a horse mask. I think it was him... unless it was someone else... but still I'm pretty sure it was spazzin, during the skype group call with lone, eli, maskie, baddest, etc.