Whats the weirdest thing you teacher(s) has done?

[BunnyFox 318 / 8,341]

What is the weirdest thing a teacher of yours has ever done to you or your class?

 

Mine has got to be when my teacher started giving out cans of cranberry sauce:

 

[Leks 2,304 / 26,646]

So back in the day I used to have this one teacher, no one liked him, and he had a fucking ugly mustache which he used to stroke with his fingers after writing on the board with chalk... So his mustache was basically white all the time lol.

 

 

[Alucard33rd 1,177 / 15,169]

My Asian teacher faked an Asian ascent for an entire semester. He claimed he was a teacher from Japan and was very hard to understand. Eventually he told us it was a fake ascent which pissed off some of us. It was a funny little joke anyways. This was during my senior year of high school, which was a while ago.

[Addy 1,648 / 18,747]

one of my teachers used to have a rack of laptops in his room that he would always let us just dick around on. one kid looked up porn/nsfw images and he didnt care. at the end of the year he pulled a water gun outta one of the cabinets and we went around from class to class spraying them with water

[Reeve 226 / 4,600]

One of my old history teachers said Gucci and threatened to shank kids a lot... she's very black and I live in a very suburban white area. She also says that she'd never eat watermelon or fried chicken because she doesn't want to succumb to racial stereotypes.

[Snoopy 1,480 / 15,610]

Had sex with a student, was caught midway through and was fired.

[Addy 1,648 / 18,747]

6 minutes ago, Snoopyclaus said:

Had sex with a student, was caught midway through and was fired.

...you had sex with a student?

[Snoopy 1,480 / 15,610]

Just now, Addy said:

...you had sex with a student?

 

rip I was on about my teacher.

[BunnyFox 318 / 8,341]

2 hours ago, Snoopyclaus said:

Had sex with a student, was caught midway through and was fired.

 

0///0

 

Bet you had a hell of a time! Jk

 

That would suck if it was one of your favorite teachers, to find out they did that kind of thing

[Mercer 82 / 3,011]

I had a substitute that left the classroom for 15 minutes to take a sink-bath. I gave up waiting to go to the restroom, so I just went in only to find him cleaning himself by the sink. 

[Aqqle 89 / 3,544]

One time our substitute kept looking at this one girl in my Bio class, and everyone could see his "Friend" poking out of his pants. So fucking awkward and after that we never saw him again.

[Kubnair 1,158 / 17,225]

Few years ago when I was in school our teacher said we have to write an SA on Michael Jackson then showed us  a video called Michael Jackson found alive which was a jump scare she herself wasn't aware and she freaked out so much she slapped the closest student than ran out whimpering 

Edited December 13, 2016 by Kubnair

[Aqqle 89 / 3,544]

28 minutes ago, Kubnair said:

Few years ago when I was in school our teacher said we have to write an SA on Michael Jackson then showed us  a video called Michael Jackson found alive which was a jump scare she herself wasn't aware and she freaked out so much she slapped the closest student than ran out whimpering 

I did that to my teacher on april fools. She was a huge fan of michael jackson and when she got to the jumpscare, she said more curse words to me than you would find on a community chatbox (Such as GFL)

[Lost_Skittle 14 / 2,434]

Teacher took a students pipe and weed and was smoking it at his desk not even 10 seconds later cops showed up and arrested him for contributing to the delequincy of a minor best day ever