Maximino007 76 / 3,389 Report Post Posted May 11, 2019 Edited May 12, 2019 by Maximino007 WARNING! CONTAINS CRINGE, FURRIES, AND A VERY HAPPY DOOMNACK. (I was listening to Bruno Mars - Treasure while writing this fanfiction) SCP-1471's Article: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471 Doomnack's Article: https://gflclan.com/profile/24903-dominick/ When it all started... Doomnack was scrolling through his phone, looking at... happy stuff. Most likely happy photos... Until suddenly when he was about to... shoot a water gun, a text message was sent by an unknown phone number. Being the incredible smart genius Doomnack is, he read the random text message. It said this, word by word: "HEY MAN CHECK THIS OUT IT'S SO COOL!!! 😎" Before Doomnack could respond to this... cool... text message, he was sent a photo of a... happy black furred anthropomorphic animal with a skull as it's head. Doomnack's imaginary lollipop friend became very happy from the photo because the lollipop was looking for... a friend... Doomnack was then sent a link by the random text and Doomnack downloaded the app called "MalO ver1.0.0" in 2.5 seconds. After Downloading MalO ver1.0.0... (24 Hours) Excited, Doomnack couldn't wait to get some... happy... images of the anthropomorphic animal. Some time after getting the app the anthropomorphic animal started appearing at familiar locations in photos sent to Doomnack. Every time Doomnack saw a photo of the anthropomorphic animal, also known as SCP-1471-A, Doomnack's lollipop would get... happier... SCP-1471-A was at places that Doomnack was at such as Walmart, McDonald's, a pole club with females AND Furry con. Doomnack was consuming his own imaginary happy lollipop as he was looking at these images of the anthropomorphic animal. 2 Days Later... (48 Hours) Doomnack went to a McDonald's. After he ate his delicious Big Mac and went his way home, he got another photo sent to him. As Doomnack checked the photo, he realized the photo was the same anthropomorphic animal. It was at the exact same McDonald's Doomnack was at earlier! It was eating a nice meaty Big Mac. Doomnack rushed back into the McDonald's, looking around for the anthropomorphic animal. He did not find the anthropomorphic animal anywhere. Doomnack was expecting to give his lollipop some sweet, sweet friendship onto it. Doomnack was sad. The anthropomorphic animal was even eating the same food! They were a perfect fit. The Next Day... (72 Hours) Doomnack woke up and remembered what happened yesterday. He couldn't find his true love. He sighed and poured in some milk, and then the cereal. Milk splashed everywhere. "Just great..." Doomnack thought. Suddenly, his phone vibrated and Doomnack checked what it was now, hoping for it to cheer up his miserable morning. He received an image of the anthropomorphic animal, burger crumbs in it's mouth, standing in the bathroom of Doomnack's home. Happiness jolted into Doomnack. He quickly ran to the bathroom, expecting a anthropomorphic animal to be in there. As Doomnack opened the door, he was surprised to see... Nothing. Absolutely nothing in his bathroom. Doomnack miserably continued on with his day, receiving some photos of SCP-1471-A as his day went on. Doomnack talked about the whole thing about the anthropomorphic animal to Gary and Gary responded by saying "Oh yeah, I have my own furry too. His name is Haxray" Gary said while giggling. Doomnack was sad that he was lonely and that Gary was doing happy stuff with Haxray. After a few hours, Doomnack fell asleep in his bed. The Next Day... (96 Hours) In the morning, Doomnack opened his eyes, surprised to see the anthropomorphic animal at the corner of his eye. Doomnack quickly faced the anthropomorphic animal, it was the exact one he has seen in the photos! Doomnack jumped out of bed, grabbed the anthropomorphic animal and threw it onto the bed. Doomnack told the anthropomorphic animal to wait there as he went to the kitchen and grabbed two Popsicles. He then gave the anthropomorphic animal a Popsicle. They proceeded to suck on the Popsicle until there was nothing left. When they finished consuming the Popsicle, they were panting. "You are mine now." Doomnack said while smirking. A Few Days After That... "You may now kiss the bride" SCP-323 said as Doomnack and SCP-1471-A were kissing each other's cheeks. Not the lips. This has to be family friendly after all or this will get deleted again. A child suddenly popped out of thin air and said "Daddy!" (yeah, kissing each other's cheeks is how you make a child.) "It's a boy!" Doomnack S C R E A M E D . Doomnack and SCP-1471-A began to hug the human, anthropomorphic animal infant. Now Doomnack has a wife and now a child and they lived an infinitely happy life. THE END!!! You can go home now. Edit: I made google translate read this to me and I lost my shit. Edited May 12, 2019 by Maximino007 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,689 Report Post Posted May 11, 2019 This gives us a reason to shut down the breach server. Average HL2RP Enjoyer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Doomnack 199 / 4,888 Report Post Posted May 11, 2019 I will find a way to RDM you, irl. Mark my fucking words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipquip 206 / 0 Report Post Posted May 11, 2019 This is a work of art, now i want a haxray x gary fanfic. Haxray is the bottom boy of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Rogue 188 / 3,914 Report Post Posted May 12, 2019 Truly the pinnacle of the Breach community. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooTheCow 656 / 9,760 Report Post Posted May 12, 2019 2 hours ago, VilhjalmrF said: This gives us a reason to shut down the breach server. Please do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
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MooTheCow 656 / 9,760 Report Post Posted May 12, 2019 5 hours ago, VilhjalmrF said: This gives us a reason to shut down the breach server. No really, please do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Spartan-737 51 / 1,702 Report Post Posted May 12, 2019 i allready had cancer but your post gave me aids,explosive diareaha,,diabeetus,communism andHIV spartan-737 of the UNSC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximino007 76 / 3,389 Report Post Posted May 12, 2019 Edited May 12, 2019 by Maximino007 This is my new Spray by the way Edited May 12, 2019 by Maximino007 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomnack 199 / 4,888 Report Post Posted May 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Maximino007 said: This is my new Spray by the way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-737 51 / 1,702 Report Post Posted May 12, 2019 Quote 2 hours ago, Maximino007 said: This is my new Spray by the way spartan-737 of the UNSC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughy62 17 / 2,094 Report Post Posted June 6, 2019 this but replace "LUKE SKYWALKER" with @Maximino007 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximino007 76 / 3,389 Report Post Posted June 9, 2019 Edited June 9, 2019 by Maximino007 On 6/6/2019 at 5:00 AM, hughy62 said: this but replace "LUKE SKYWALKER" with @Maximino007 Edited Edited June 9, 2019 by Maximino007 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-737 51 / 1,702 Report Post Posted June 9, 2019 wow just wow spartan-737 of the UNSC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spartan-737 51 / 1,702 Report Post Posted July 22, 2019 59 minutes ago, ericthe1234 said: Wtf did i just witness. spartan-737 of the UNSC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomnack 199 / 4,888 Report Post Posted July 22, 2019 The audacity of you to bump this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...