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The Manifesto of the Left Sharks

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The Grand Principality of the Left sharks are a gathering of the oppressed and the bullied sharks. We offer protection and shelter for all sharks which have been ill-treated by the likes of @camperlamper or @Cpt.Haxray ,who feel like us sharks should not be allowed to live or even exist. If you too wish to be a Shark, all you need to do is say you are shark from the bottom of your heart.

 

The following are the meanings of the various code words we use to communicate:

 

Shark Shark "I love you brother". this term is commonly used when the sharks get into a tribal circle in the cafeteria. This phrase expresses the deep bond the sharks have with each other.

 

Code Red: this phrase is only used in times of danger. If an scp or dboi decides to attack the gathering of sharks, the sharks will hold their ground. However, if they know they are going to lose, they should shout code red and then run into a tesla gate to take their lives. The shark find that having your life taken by another man is a dishonorable way to die so they see that it is fit to take their own lives.

 

Pizza Usually said by one of the commanders, this term is used to inform other bois to form a shark circle, usually in the middle of the cafeteria. When the Sharks get in this circle, they usually throw their Night Vision Goggles in the center to tighten the Sharks bond.

 

There are also many different habits that the Sharks have developed over the time that the Grand Principality of the Left Sharks has been around for. The Sharks usually meets in the cafeteria and forms a ritual circle around the intercom. Afterwards, the Sharks usually throw their Night Vision Goggles in the middle of the circle and proceed to jump around and chant random stuff. If a Shark becomes MTF Commander for the round, that player is the leader of the Sharks for that round. The Sharks leaders are the leaders of the Grand Principality but the MTF Commander has the power to veto the decisions of the group leaders if he/she chooses to.

 

If both leaders of the Grand Principality of the Left Sharks are dboi/scp for a round, then the sharks will make decisions based on popular vote, or the command of the MTF Commander if there is one.

 

If you do not know who the cult leaders are, its me @Lambda and @Carthing2 who founded the grand principality of the Left Sharks. If you have any questions ask either one of us because if you don't, then question doesn't get answered.

 

Also if you are part of the grand principality please realize that we still follow the server rules, and that because me and carthing are staff, we will still have to warn you for breaking rules.

 

(totally didn't use @AtomicHeadphones's Basement bois as a framework for this post (don't hurt me))


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This is an extraordinary post that demonstrates in full detail the social and economic state of our modern society. It dares to bring new ideas on a culture increasingly dependent on identity politics. It gives all of us a great insight into our world and reflects some of the harshest realities we face. As a Professor of South Central Louisana State University, I would highly recommend the Left Shark Manifesto to all college students planning on majoring in socioeconomics.


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16 minutes ago, strawberry crab said:

This is an extraordinary post that demonstrates in full detail the social and economic state of our modern society. It dares to bring new ideas on a culture increasingly dependent on identity politics. It gives all of us a great insight into our world and reflects some of the harshest realities we face. As a Professor of South Central Louisana State University, I would highly recommend the Left Shark Manifesto to all college students planning on majoring in socioeconomics.

 

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sorry, i don't want to hear anything about left shark imposters. @Addy is the one and only left shark i'll ever believe in.

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2 minutes ago, Kite9867 said:

So furries are still a big thing on breach huh?

 

I aint no furry


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 WARNING 

SPC-███ HAS RESISTED PUNCHES AND IS NOW RUNNING AROUND CONVINCING PEOPLE THEY ARE A FORM OF LEFT SHARK, IT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND IS HIGHLY RESISTANT TO PUNCHES.

WE HAVE SENT A MOBILE FIST TEAM [MFT] TO ITS LOCATION

 

MFT DELTA-9 ("SHARK NETS") HAS GONE MISSING

 

MFT GAMMA-99 ("FIST CATCHERS") HAS BEEN SENT OUT TO COMBAT THE THOUGHT TO BE TURNED MFT DELTA-9

 

 


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27 minutes ago, Mr Z said:

 WARNING 

SPC-███ HAS RESISTED PUNCHES AND IS NOW RUNNING AROUND CONVINCING PEOPLE THEY ARE A FORM OF LEFT SHARK, IT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND IS HIGHLY RESISTANT TO PUNCHES.

WE HAVE SENT A MOBILE FIST TEAM [MFT] TO ITS LOCATION

 

MFT DELTA-9 ("SHARK NETS") HAS GONE MISSING

 

MFT GAMMA-99 ("FIST CATCHERS") HAS BEEN SENT OUT TO COMBAT THE THOUGHT TO BE TURNED MFT DELTA-9

 

 

 

I don't want to be fisted


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