Mad Libs

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You fill In the blanks!

 

Dear _____,

 

How are you? I am _____ . Do you remember me?

I am the _____ who sat on your _____ at

the _____. I was wearing a _____ and _____.

You can probably remember me best by my _____,

or by my _____ that was completely covered with

_____.

 

I would like it if you came over and _____ with me.

It would be so much _____. You can _____

all over my _____ with _____ I don't care. I'm

really into _____ and _____. We can play

_____ or _____. You can choose! I live

at _____ down in _____. Can't wait to 

_____ you again. It was really _____ the last

time! 

 

Sincerely yours,

_____.

 

P.s _______________________________

 

Copy and paste to fill in the blanks!

[flyingjoe32 887 / 14,692]

Dear mom,

 

How are you? I am your son . Do you remember me?

I am the baby who sat on your lap at

the hospital. I was wearing a hat and baby clothes.

You can probably remember me best by my face,

or by my body that was completely covered with

blankets.

 

I would like it if you came over and ate with me.

It would be so much fun. You can walk

all over my carpet with your dirty shoes I don't care. I'm

really into eating and drinking. We can play

life or scrabble. You can choose! I live

at your house down in the basement. Can't wait to 

see you again. It was really boring the last

time! 

 

Sincerely yours,

your son.

 

P.s open the door, you locked me in the basement years ago.

 

[Bae 2,489 / 41,520]

Dear Logan,

 

How are you? I am Sally . Do you remember me?

I am the pervert who sat on your dick at

the rape-room. I was wearing a topless and thong.

You can probably remember me best by my groans,

or by my moans that was completely covered with

your dick.

 

I would like it if you came over and sex with me.

It would be so much naughtiness. You can cum

all over my face with your dick, I don't care. I'm

really into you and . We can play

reverse cowgirl or magic bullet. You can choose! I live

at your closet down in living room. Can't wait to 

mate with you again. It was really great the last

time! 

 

Sincerely yours,

Sally.

 

P.s Lake is recording for us.

@Stud @Zebra

Edited June 15, 2016 by Bae

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You fill In the blanks!

 

Dear saint8989,

 

How are you? I am stalking you . Do you remember me?

I am the creep who sat on your bed at

the summer camp. I was wearing a black mask and no pants.

You can probably remember me best by my giant penis,

or by my hand that was completely covered with

cum.

 

I would like it if you came over and fucked with me.

It would be so much fun. You can cum

all over my face with no worry's. I don't care. I'm

really into your ass and face. We can play

dress up or be straight out. You can choose! I live

at africa down in the sahara. Can't wait to 

see you again. It was really amazing the last

time! 

 

Sincerely yours,

zebra.

 

P.s I'm really a Giraffe

 

Copy and paste to fill in the blanks!

Edited June 16, 2016 by DeathTheKid

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Dear Brenda.

 

How are you? I am probably the last person you want to talk to. Do you remember me?

I am the weirdo who sat on your little sister's face at

the Christmas Party. I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, with no pants and was clearly drunk.

You can probably remember me best by my smile,

or by my mustache that was completely covered with

a sticky liquid you don't want to know.

 

I would like it if you came over and reverse the restraining order with me.

It would be so much pleasure. You can punish me for what I've done

all over my hot, hot body with my collection of "fun" toys I don't care. I'm

really into Cock and Ball Torture and Humiliation. We can play

as cops role-playing or have me be your little bitch. You can choose! I live

at the rehabilitation center down in Central county. Can't wait to 

see your sister and meet you again. It was really never going to be the last

time! 

 

Sincerely yours,

your high-school boyfriend,

Mark "the molester".

 

P.s Since your sister should be old enough by now, I'd love to invite her to a threesome with us.

Edited June 17, 2016 by MangoDoxin
Forgot to remove quotes from previous draft.

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Dear, Danko  

 

How are you? I am Scar` . Do you remember me?

I am the bitch who sat on your finger at

the Black eyed Peas concert. I was wearing a pink and white t-shirt and a pair of aviator sunglasses.

You can probably remember me best by my ass,

or by your finger that was completely covered with

my shit.

 

I would like it if you came over and fiddled with me.

It would be so much fun. You can pee

all over my face with gasoline, I don't care. I'm

really into memes and art. We can play

finger paint or hang man. You can choose! I live

at in your closet down in your basement. Can't wait to 

sit on you again. It was really mind blowing the last

time! 

 

Sincerely yours,

Scar`.

 

P.s you will always be remembered as my llama god,  

Edited June 18, 2016 by Scar