Harakoni 729 / 12,354 Report Post Posted September 3, 2018 It has come to my attention, and to, quite possibly, many others, about the country of Finland not actually existing.Recently, these rumors have proven true. Take figure A, a map of the Nordic states:~ From this map, clear evidence can be provided asserting that Finland, does not in-fact, exist as a nation, and instead is a small Japanese fishing village located just north of the Estonian/Russian coast. This village is cited (in many "true" sources) as Helsinki of course; but let's examine the name. Helsinki, can be broken down into Hell-Sink-Ki under pronunciation;Hell - Of course, a place of dread and often sited to be below the world.Sink - A verb, of course, to sink is self-explanatory, but why is it here.Ki - "A Japanese thing that is Japanese because it sounds Japanese, also is close to Koi so fish yes" * - Iosef Stalin, shortly before his failed Winter War with Eastern Sweden. an interesting note is the key link between "bottomless pit" of hell and sink, as if these two suggest that Finland may exist in real terms underwater, but as a nation is a complete myth. Still not convinced? Examine figure B Finland is a strange pseudo-nation, and it is my belief, and that of many others, that it was "created" as a false nation of which others should aspire towards. (Take note of the excessive GNP ($) per head) It is clear that Finland is just "too good to be true", I mean, if America, the Greatest** nation in the world doesn't have this GDP per head, it can't exist (Canade-ia is fake but for other reasons, we don't take about Canade-ia) For further evidence, take a look at Figure C: "Where's Finland" you might ask, well, where have you been through this whole article, IT DOESN'T EXIST! Checkmate fisherman of Eastern Sweden, we all know that Finland isn't real! Your Tax Evasion hovels and pseudo-hidden-Atlantis sub culture will soon be ridden out! Therefore, with unquestionable evidence, i can conclude that Finland is a myth, and people should be scorned for mentioning that it "actually" exists. We know the truth. will you? *Originally spoken in russian **Sourced from statistics of the Industrial revolution (1860+) v-1.mp4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyros 1,796 / 30,750 Report Post Posted September 3, 2018 10/10 shitpost @Ash-'s opinion on gmod: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshy 4,364 / 44,945 Report Post Posted September 3, 2018 I think I'll visit them next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astral Rogue 188 / 3,914 Report Post Posted September 3, 2018 Edited September 3, 2018 by Astral Rogue Some great work right here. Truly one of the best investigators in history. Edited September 3, 2018 by Astral Rogue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexired 215 / 5,602 Report Post Posted September 3, 2018 At least we can all rest assured that these false countries have been exposed, I mean; who could even believe a weird cold place called 'Canardia' with 'nice' people exists, bloody ludicrous. At least we can all rest assured that Australia is real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingjoe32 887 / 14,692 Report Post Posted September 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zexired said: 'Canardia' @Unknown pls ban this canada-denier big signature below thanks you to @Aura ~~~made by @King_Wailord~~~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapperdan 2,323 / 0 Report Post Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Zexired said: At least we can all rest assured that these false countries have been exposed, I mean; who could even believe a weird cold place called 'Canardia' with 'nice' people exists, bloody ludicrous. At least we can all rest assured that Australia is real. The best server in GFL better then MilkMans TTT server will ever be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements 3
Joshy 4,364 / 44,945 Report Post Posted September 4, 2018 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakoni 729 / 12,354 Report Post Posted September 4, 2018 12 hours ago, Joshy said: *East Sweden v-1.mp4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown 533 / 9,227 Report Post Posted September 4, 2018 On 9/3/2018 at 1:34 PM, Harakoni said: Canade-ia is fake but for other reasons, we don't take about Canade-ia cAnaDE-iA iS fAkE bUT fOr OtHeR ReAsOnS @flyingjoe32 ban this Canada-denier wait a minute... Hope your day has been good so far, go ahead and move onto the next comment, I got nothin' for you anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...