the second coming Director Application From Floopyhiggle

[Floopyhiggle 243 / 4,400]

In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then, I arrived.  With my peerless mental and physical strength, I set GFL onto the right path.   CSS, TF2, GMOD, my pure gamer skill and adminship was unmatched.  After many years of just and glorious rule as a Council Member, I decided to ascend back to heaven.  Many of you have probably heard this story before.  But now as I look down from the heavens onto the mortal plane that is Gflclan, I see evil, corruption, simping, and greed.  This place of order has fallen into chaos.  I realized in my infinite wisdom that my job was not yet done, so I have returned to set things right. 
 

Username: Floopyhiggle
 

Desired Position: Director or God Emperor of GFL

Steamid: STEAM_0:1:14659950

Strengths:

• Peerless Mental and Physical Strength (mentioned above)
• I do not require sleep, so I can rule over the masses 24/7.
• 300kg grip strength using only my toes.
• 2 minute mile.
• It is impossible to outwit me.  I am unoutwittable. 
• My soothing voice allows me to solve any altercation quickly.
• Very low ping everywhere.
• 215 wpm typing speed
• Left Handed

Weaknesses:
N/A

 

 

I noticed there was no director application subforum.  Feel free to make said subforum and sticky this post as I am the only one GFL needs.

 

Please refer to the images below as examples of my Divinity and Might.


Here is proof from a legitimate source of my divinity:

[Cypher 1,187 / 11,383]

If you idiots don't take this man to be your lawful wedded Director, you're making a terrible mistake...

[Rick 1,651 / 17,972]

+1 make this man GOD Director

[Rcool64 1,007 / 16,299]

+1

I logged into my account to +1 this because it's actually that important. This man alone can change your life.

[Liloz01 1,256 / 19,845]

I mean your wrong, my director brain was (and is still) unmatched, everything else is +1 tho

Edited July 6, 2020 by Liloz01

[Salad 1,132 / 18,982]

 

my father has returned. +1

[Guest Saizy]

As a Writer, I know my opinion in the GFL community means a lot.

I will personally write an entire Op-Ed- no. An entire FACTUAL ARTICLE about why you should be Director.
I don't know you but this application alone makes me want to jump in glee. +1

Edited July 6, 2020 by Saizy

[Guest]

so you're saying you're the god emperor of man?

[Roy 10,832 / 0]

+1 has classic profile pic

[williampickthall12 25 / 1,602]

+1 i got no idea who they are but their pfp is cool and they made the title a lot better than what it sounds normally!

 

[Cypher 1,187 / 11,383]

If Floopy comes back, I'll sit at his side on the floor like the good boy I am.

[Roy 10,832 / 0]

8 minutes ago, williampickthall12 said:

+1 i got no idea who they are but their pfp is cool and they made the title a lot better than what it sounds normally!

 

They were a Council member (back when Council was nearly equal to Director nowadays) from 2012 to 2016 or something like that. I don't remember the time frame of Council but he joined GFL in 2011.

 

P.S. I think @Floopyhiggle is the only person who got to see my bunny back in 2011 or early 2012.

[Edge 209 / 4,699]

+1 This man slept with my wife. The only reaction that I could muster was a single tear of joy as the euphoria ran through me.

[Shuruia 3,145 / 28,033]

+1

 

I gave him his penguin, but he has truly mastered it above all others.

[RVFK 1,037 / 15,970]

2 hours ago, Liloz01 said:

I mean your wrong, my director brain was (and is still) unmatched

"your"  unmatched 

[Domps 300 / 5,288]

He has returned https://youtu.be/IuysY1BekOE

[Roy 10,832 / 0]

8 minutes ago, Domps VERO.co said:

He has returned https://youtu.be/IuysY1BekOE

The start to the best video on the Internet:

 

 

[TheJitFace 699 / 18,162]

+2

 

[Liloz01 1,256 / 19,845]

53 minutes ago, RVFK said:

"your"  unmatched 

[FordoGreenman 56 / 1,112]

5 hours ago, Floopyhiggle said:

• Left Handed

 

nice. That's a +1 all on its own.