If you had one wish, what would you wish for?

[Toasted_Chromosomes 249 / 4,930]

Lets say you're walking around some area and you find a "lenny magic toaster". The magical lenny comes out and says: "Congrats you dumb animal, you found the lord of dank memes, now I will give you one wish and one wish only. What is it?" 

 

 

Note: You cannot say crap like a million wishes

[Little Ring 440 / 7,172]

There will always be a loophole to these. I wish for a genie that gives infinite wishes.

[Windeetree 136 / 4,580]

Pee a million wishes is my wish

[harry 495 / 7,788]

for all weebs to die a slow and painful death

[rapperdan 2,323 / 0]

For the US to have a good president... (cough cough) Bernie Sanders.

Sadly, we have two very shitty options.

Edited November 8, 2016 by rapperdan

[Finnick 2,355 / 32,330]

I think @Twig would wish Zootopia was real life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*cough* *cough* same *cough* *cough*

Edited November 8, 2016 by Finnick

[Tayosaurous 153 / 4,587]

I know it's selfish, but I would wish to be a billionaire. Money literally controls people and a lot of people's life. I want to have enough money to be able to give it away like it is nothing. I want to help people who are in poverty and homeless or orphaned. Life in poverty is shitty and not seeing a way out can really weigh someone down. I know a lot of people say this and never mean it but I'm not them. Money can solve more problems than it should.

[OGMartin 302 / 5,204]

To actually be good at CSGO and play on Cloud 9

[TheClassyBandit 463 / 7,670]

The ability to be a shape shifter.

THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.

                      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[Wow 95 / 3,927]

the ability to become invisible whenever i want

[Ben 2,378 / 31,877]

I'd wish to get one rule-free genie where I can wish infinite wishes.

 

Other than that, I wish to be good at gaming, such as Runescape and CS:GO.

Edited November 9, 2016 by Benroyjam

[Nap14hockey 1,244 / 17,875]

I'd wish that I had the ability to see alternate outcomes, before and after it happens.  So, what would happen if 9/11 didn't occur?  Or if I eat the last piece of pie and blame it on the dog, it's almost future vision but not.
 

Nap14hockey

Edited November 9, 2016 by Nap14hockey

[NotAnAltv2 21 / 3,119]

My wish is to know what I should wish for.

 

[Astro 451 / 10,627]

On 11/8/2016 at 6:37 PM, TheClassyBandit said:

The ability to be a shape shifter.

THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.

                      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 

I am.....

[Roxie_Foxie 740 / 10,227]

On 08/11/2016 at 7:37 PM, TheClassyBandit said:

The ability to be a shape shifter.

THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.

                      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Hue hue hue 

I also want this power

Huehuehue

@Twig

[Hannah 103 / 4,105]

To be as rich as possible. 

[Roxie_Foxie 740 / 10,227]

For all of you wishing to be rich why not just wish to have exact tender for whatever you want to buy in your pocket 

 

You'll never run out of money

And no risk of being killed for your money 

[Kubnair 1,158 / 17,225]

 "I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart." 

[PParrot 100 / 3,294]

Friends

[Bunnynator 45 / 3,437]

1. To breathe under water

2. Live the life I choose without judgement

3. live a long life without the "getting old" parts... (wrinkly, fragile bones, and avg. life expectancy( 78) )