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If you're looking to get laid, or just browsing for the heck of it, in this thread you will find the best (questionable) pick up lines ever!
Works for ANY Gender!!!

Are you retarded?
Because you're looking special to me :lenny: 


 

Post your favorite pick up lines down below!
sorry I am sleepy; please dont judge

 


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Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls


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Posted  Edited by Kite9867

Hey there gurl did Santa bring ya here? Because you were the first thing I wanted on my Christmas list.

 

Yea I know its shit, too tired to think of something good. It work on this 2 fucks some how? @Aquaticfilly0 @Xy_ :benthinking:

Edited by Kite9867

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Posted  Edited by Duc2000 - Edit Reason: Wasn't gender neutral, demoted

Go to a group of PEOPLE and say "my friends (point to a group of people) want to know how much olar bears weigh. How much do you think?" Let them all reply, then say, "Enough to break the ice. "

 

Edited by Duc2000
Wasn't gender neutral, demoted

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Posted  Edited by rapperdan

Are you a CS:GO map? Because you are an inferno.

 

Would you like a fire ball? Because you seem to like hot drinks.

 

 

If you intent to pick up a fat chick, Use the later one...

 

Just a tip of advice Don't use the first one because it will sound really stupid in the real world...

Edited by rapperdan

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27 minutes ago, rapperdan said:

Are you a CS:GO map? Because you are an inferno.

 

bruh if there was 1 person in the entire world who would use that in real life it would be you. you're the only one who'd come up with that lol


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Posted  Edited by rapperdan
2 minutes ago, JerryBomb said:

bruh if there was 1 person in the entire world who would use that in real life it would be you. you're the only one who'd come up with that lol

I came up with both of them. I don't look up pick up lines...

Just go with what I can think of tbh.

If it sounds funny in my head and if the person can get it I just go with it.

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