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New game!

 

it's simple. All you have to do this: Result but outcome

Replace result and outcome, for example of mine:

You get to be immortal but you'll be most hated person on earth

Type yes or no if you'd press the button, then pass on it.

 

It started, GO!

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no

 

Justin Bieber will give up his music career but He lives with you


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No, considering he just got in a fight with a beefy black dude.

 

You become a millionaire, but you're stuck in the last movie you saw.

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Yes

 

You get 1 million dollar but you have to spend it all on the weekends

 


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Yes

You get to marry the person of your dreams, but you lose both your legs.


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not a chance.

 

You get your dream job, but half of your salary goes to someone you hate.

 

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No

 

You get to teleport everywhere, but you have to do it without clothes


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Yes

 

You get infinite wealth, but you need to eat canned beans for the rest of your life.


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Yes (loophole being canned beans just have to be incorporated into the meal thus allowing other food to be consumed)

 

You can eat whatever you want as much as you want and never get fat, BUT you cannot taste anything

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Yes

 

You can have a dog, but it'll growl at you everytime you pet them


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Yes (how is that different from any other day, plus its like they're purring)

 

You can have unlimited bandwidth, but all you can use the internet for is porn and its always max volume

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No tempting but no

 

You can have unlimited pop or soda, But you loose your family they will be fine but they will know and utterly hate you with extreme prejudice


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Nope.

 

You have the ability to access anything. Including through people's minds, computers, and physical storage devices.

 

Each time you share anything, regardless of if you stole it or not, or what it is, whoever you shared it with start asking for more and more from you. After a point of sharing they'll be completely obsessed with you sharing things with them, which can only be controlled with therapy to reduce their urges. If their obsessions are unchecked for too long they'll attempt to harm you in order to get more from you.

You only suffer from effects others cast onto you, and no effects are made unless regularly shared.

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No.

 

You get 1 wish from a Genie Lamp, however you'll be naked for the rest of your life (Your 1 wish can't give you cloths or cover you up in any way).


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So everyone is listing their former stuff so I'll just be cool and list mine :3

 

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Yes, cus everyone would like to rub me naked and getting rubbed is a heavenly feeling.

 

You would get sex everyday with the person you would like to fuck , but it would be extremely hardcore anal sex.


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Since @Bouncing didnt made a question I will make one

You can have what ever you want, the more expensive it is the closest and loved person die(if you wish a mansion one of your uncles die, if you wish a meat one of you coworkers/classmate die)


 

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29 minutes ago, TheKingOfPyros said:

Since @Bouncing didnt made a question I will make one

You can have what ever you want, the more expensive it is the closest and loved person die(if you wish a mansion one of your uncles die, if you wish a meat one of you coworkers/classmate die)

 

 

What he said 

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You get $100,000,000 if you kill your grandparents, parents, siblings, pets and your best friend.


I may give you stage 7 cancer 

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On 6/23/2016 at 10:57 PM, OGMartin said:

You get $100,000,000 if you kill your grandparents, parents, siblings, pets and your best friend.

Yes.
 

Spoiler

 

Use money to comfort loss, reinforce decision by remembering the worst moments with them in a pessimistic and cynical state of mind. Then invest the money to make more out of it, settle with a spouse and start your own family, while keeping the questionable decision a secret behind lies, consider therapy to help yourself live with said decision, and possibly get yourself into a healthier state of mind. Make the decision seem better by improving the lives of many while still making profits off the money. Make the world a better place with their sacrifice, stop telling yourself how bad they were and justify your decision as without them dying you wouldn't have improved the world like you did. Be happy and tell your children and grandchildren how nice they were, have pets that love you, as well as a spouse who will cherish you no matter what you call yourself, as they see only the good in you. Instead of living off the rest of your life with everything, work for some of it and teach your kids to work for things so they don't throw away the millions more you've made, and carry on the legacy you've made for them by sacrificing the ones you've loved (probably) to improve the world with what an idiot who can't handle money properly would claim to be a selfish decision, as by the end of the day, everyone's going to die, everyone's replaceable, even if their replacement won't be as good as the last their end was inevitable and if you can get some good from it, as far as improving the world, the lives of many, and the future, if anything it would be stupid not to do that.


 

TL:DR Use money to make the world better, teach kids to make money and continue to make the world better.

 

Would you press the button if

You can live life as many times as you want, essentially living forever, being able to feel the same types of experiences in each life while remembering the last, and even starting again after the universe ends you will come back in a new universe as a sentient human reborn able to start a universe the way you want...

But

To start a new life, you have to kill yourself in front of at least 1 person to come back while the more traumatic the experience you leave in your past life, the longer you'll live in the next, and better that life will be.

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Yes, I'll just kill myself when I'm almost dead. 

You get an unlimited amount of money in any currency, but you must wear crocs for the rest of your life (You can't wear anything over it either. Expose your virginity)


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Eh, Yes.

 

You get to go to heaven.

But, someone you like will go to hell.

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